Apparently, Rob Kardashian is the ONLY person that didn’t see this coming. Blac Chyna, the ex fiance and the mother of Rob’s daughter, decided to send him some footage of her kissing and having sex with another man. Rob, in the absolute deepest part of his feelings, decided to turn to his social media following and “expose” Chyna for the scammer that everyone already knew that she was. Well, everyone but Rob. Here’s my version of the play of events that EVERYONE knew was coming… again… except Robert.
WE’VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
This Gif couldn’t be more appropriate!
Didn’t she move out right from under your nose a few months back? If I remember correctly, Rob went ahead and wept to Instagram about this as well. Afterwards, Chyna was able to finesse her way back into your life and your pockets… without much effort. So How exactly is this Chyna being anything but herself?
SCAMMER 101: GAIN THE TRUST.
Play the role, Girl…
Welp. Find a man who’s either really old and rich (Anna Nicole finesse tactics), or a guy with really horrible self esteem….. and rich. Chyna chose the latter. From that point, she took interest in Rob’s health and mental stability, and supported him as he shed a few pounds. She made him feel desired again. THAT’S PRIME SCAM TIME.
REEL HIM IN.
Oooh wee! Got EEMM!
A simp (especially a rich one) will propose. I mean, she must love me if she’s investing all of this time in me being a better man, right? 😂 The scammer will accept! Chyna went the good ole fashioned BABY ROUTE. We’re pregnant. Dream is here, and now I’m good for at least 2 decades.
THE DROP OFF.
We are finished here…
There’s a loaded bank account. Jewelry. All bills paid. Cars bought. A baby. The scammer is stable. So now, Chyna can hurt the duck (Rob) so deeply, that he’ll leave her alone, and she can enjoy his money in peace with someone she may kinda like.. for real. Well…at least that what she probably thought….
THE UNSTABLE RESPONSE:
ROB HAD NO CLUE! SO HE UNLOADS HIS HURT ON INSTAGRAM AND TWITTER! But we’re all like…DUH!
Here’s a few of Rob Kardashian’s rants. Lord.
Rob. Sir. You got GOT! There’s nothing left to do but to cut ties and try hard to co-parent for the greater good of your daughter. Her Mom played you, and now it’s time to stop playing yourself. Period.
Exes and Ohs…